Parallelogram and Square pushed past Trapezoid. “Get your ugly, lopsided face out of our way,” shouted Square.
“Leave him alone,” said Rhombus, “I don’t know why you two idiots always think you’re so special.”
“Because we’re perfect! Look at us!”
“Well,” said Isosceles Trapezoid, rolling her eyes. “I think you’re perfectly boring. And nobody ever liked a Square.”
“Shut up, you weirdo,” said Square. “Your face is like the side of a skate park ramp.”
Rectangle looked at Kite and shook his head.
“Same old drivel,” said Kite. “When will they realize we all just have four sides.”