Miss Penelope Nike confidently strides to the stage. Receiving her winning medal, she holds it high for all, and waves it through the four compass points.
The new head, Mr Level, taps the microphone above the noise of the emptying hall, calling the puzzled leavers back to their seats.
There’s just one more award, would Miss Hughes please come to the stage.
The new award of ‘’Chomaoin’’ goes to Miss Hughes. Rapturous applause brings about an event that only Miss Nike can explain – curtsying, she hands Miss Hughes her Medal.
Mr Level claps; now that is different.