
A Killer Remedy
Birdie wasn’t fond of spiders. The October weather was chilly and every spider in the neighbourhood seemed to be moving in.
“I won’t need to decorate for Halloween, there’s already enough webs all over the farmhouse!”
Her neighbour saw her distress. “Why not visit old Mab. She’ll have a solution.”
So Birdie did. Feeling inexplicably scared, she quickly raised her fist to knock.
The door swung open to reveal Mab, seated at her kitchen table, grinding herbs. “What be ye wantin’?” she asked, without looking up from her work.
Birdie didn’t dare cross the threshold. “Do you have anything to get rid of spiders? I’m over-run.”
“Spiders be good luck,” said Mab. “But you could try one of these.” She nodded towards her polecat. “Miss-Teeq here keeps the bugs and rodents down nicely.”
Miss-Teeq offered a polecat grin, marred only by the daddy long-legs wings poking through her teeth.
Birdie shuddered. “I don’t think so.”
Mab frowned, pursing her lips. “Hmm, yes. One moment, it be in the root cellar.”
Birdie waited with trepidation.
“Here we be,” said Mab, a little breathless. She handed Birdie an egg, took payment and shut the door in her face.
A while later Mab said absently, “I did remember to tell her to keep it cool, didn’t I? Ach, no matter.”
When Birdie got home, she placed the egg on her coffee table in front of the fire. To her delight the spiders decamped… to be pecked up in the yard by her chickens.
Next morning, she sat eating breakfast when the egg shuddered and wobbled and emitted a loud crack, breaking apart. Birdie peered closely… into the hypnotic gaze of a snake. Green, vaporous venom hissed, dripped and burned the table-top. Birdie’s limbs stiffened, her head spun. She felt very peculiar.
Her cockerel crowed from his perch outside, “Cock-a-doodle-doo.”
The snake froze, its scales flaked away before it crumbled to dust. Its hold over Birdie diminished.
Unsure what had happened, and more than a little miffed, she went to visit Mab.
“What d’ye expect,” groused Mab. “Ye need to take care around basilisks!”
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To Leave Comments - Please SignIn with GoogleWell done, Carrie. I do like Mab; what a character! I like the comic touch when she asks herself if she remembered to tell Birdie to keep the egg cool. A great read 🙂
Thanks so much, Sandra, glad you enjoyed it. Mab is one of my favourite characters, along with Whizzbang. They’re both characters that have a bit of me in them and get to do the things that I’d really love to do but would never have wherewithal to do them ? ?
Carrie, the story demonstrates your ability of using dramatic irony with a comic undertone. First class!
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To Leave Comments - Please SignIn with GoogleThanks for reading and commenting, Dipayan. Glad you enjoyed the humour; I like to have a bit of fun when I’m writing!
Mab & Mis-Teeq are back, hurrah! I love those two! Yes, basilisks are fascinating like all dangerous beings… I love the atmosphere of the old times when magic was still alive. A real joy to read!
Thanks Greene, yes, this one does go back in time a little. Mab is still sulking after 16 months incarceration as a Christmas tree fairy. Poor Miss-Teeq is still in Coventry after Mab sent her there back in the spring but, personally, I think she’s probably enjoying the peace and quiet. Being of considerable age, Mab is waiting for her Covid booster before getting back out amongst the general population to cause… Read more »
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To Leave Comments - Please SignIn with GoogleThat one line…I did remind her to keep it cool…excellent!
Thank you ? I’m starting to think that Mab is my alter ego ?
The first line gave me the chills already! I am not fond of spiders either 🙂 When I realised Mab was involved in the ‘solution’ I couldn’t wait to read what she was going to get up to this time! You didn’t disappoint. Another brilliant Mab and Miss-Teeq story, Carrie! Well done.
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To Leave Comments - Please SignIn with GoogleThank you, Marianna. I love writing about the two of them. I’m not sure who tickles me most between Mab and Miss-Teeq, but they’re so much fun to write about ?
They are fun to read about too!
Miss Teeq and Mab are back. I missed them both. It was another brilliant story. Well done, Carrie.
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To Leave Comments - Please SignIn with GoogleThank you, Lotchie, I’m happy you enjoyed the story. I shall have to see if I can come up with a story for the Gems event. It’s about time that Mab stopped sulking about the Christmas tree fairy event ?
You’re welcome, Carrie. Wow. I am excited. I can’t wait to read that.